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YA, THAT KADIE'S CLUB PECOS IS IN A STINKIN' UNDERBELLY OF DA CITY.....YOUSE GOT YOUR LOSERS, YOUR LOST SOULS, SLIMY PERVERTS, DAMES AS GUYS AND GUYS AS DAMES.....CRAZY WORLD..... YA ENTER THE BAR AND THE SMELL OF SAWDUST, SWEAT, CRAZY SWEAT AND SMELLS YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE DA COMES FROM..... A WHOLE SEA OF WEIRDO'S GAWKIN' AT NANCY CALLAHAN AS SHE DOES HER DANCE AND BOY IS THAT EVER A DANCE...AND THEM SOME~!!!~ THERE'S MARV.....THERE'S SUDDENLY A SMILE COMIN' YOU WAY AND SHW PUTS DOWN A NAPKIN AND SAYS TO YOUSE "WHAT CHA GONNA HAVE HONEY???... HECK OF A NIGHT...WAY HOT IN HERE...DONCHA THINK???" IT'S SHELLIE, A BARMAID IN THIS HERE CLUB, SHE TELL YA TA TAKE A HIKE IN A NEW YORK MINUTE, BUT THIS DAME GOTTA HEART OF GOLD..... WE OFFER TO YAS A SET OF SHELLIE, A COLOR VERSION AND BLACK AND WHITE VERSION OF SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURES.....FROM 2005.....THAT WAS A HELLUVA OF A YEAR..... EXCELLENT DETAILS MAKES THIS DAME SHELLIE COME TA LIFE.....THEY GOT HER FROM DA SCENE WHERE SHE'S AT HOME IN DWIGHT'S WHITE SHIRT AND BRA AND PANTIES AND THEY GIVE YA A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF BEER AND A BUTHER KNIFE, THE ONE SHE TOLD JACKIE BOYS CREW TO BUZZ OFF OR YAS GONNA LOSE SOMETHIN..... BRITTANY MURPHY WAS THE PERFECT DAME TO PLAYS OUR SHELLIE..... COME VISIT OUR EBAY STORE JOJOKENV OR GO TO JOJOKE.COM AND IT WILL GENTLY GUIDE YAS THERE..... HAVE A HECK OF A DAY....WILL YAS~!!!~ SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

GOOD OLE SKINLESS JULIA.....THE ETHIC'S OF AN ENRON HIGHER UP~!~ SELL HER MOTHER, MUCH LESS HER SOUL AS A MEANS TO AN END...THAT END BEING FRANK.....NOT HER HUSBAND OR DAUGHTER..... A FINE HELLRAISER ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIBLE, FROM SERIES 2, THE HELLRAISER FIMS SKINLESS JULIA HAS REMOVABLE BANDAGES, TWO EXTRA SKINLESS ARMS AND A HEART (MAKES YA WONDER!!!) OH YES, A PART OF THE PILLAR OF SOULS IS ALSO INCLUDED FOR YOUR HORRIFIC PLEASURE..... FPR CONNOISSEURS OF THE BIZARRE, BLOODY, NIGHTMARISH..... HERE YA GO.....A PLEASURE INDEED..... PLEASE GRAB YOUR SKINLESS JULIA FORM OUR EBAY STORE JoJokeNV OR BE GUIDED THERE FROM JOJOKE.COM NEEDLESS TO SAY HAVE A NEFARIOUS DAY AHEAD..... PERUSE OUR OVER 350 ITEMS IN OUR E-COMMERCE EBAY STORE..... SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

CHATTER BEAST.....NOT YOUR AVERAGE WOOF~!!!~ ONLY THE VIVID AND TWISTED IMAGINATION OF CLIVE BARKER COULD BRING ABOUT THIS SERIOUS HELLL DOG~!!!~ THIS PERFECT COLLECTIBLE HELLRAISER ACTION FIGURE COMES WITH THE EXTRAS OF A SEVERED HAND AND HEAD~! (NICE GRUESOME TOUCH++!++) GRAB THIS BAD BOY AT OUR EBAY STORE, JOJOKENV OR GO TO JOJOKE.COM TO BE LEAD TO OUR STORE.....VIA THE MAGIC OF OUR 21TH CENTURY==!!!=== HAVE A MOST SMOOTH DAY..... AND GRAB YOURSELF A NEW PET..... YOOR OWN CHATTER BEAST..... SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

well to continue to praise harry potter would be singing to the choir....... the death eater was a set of rather strange and menacing foes that harry had to do battle with.....like it or not~!!!~ we have for your collectible pleasure the harry potter action figure of a single death eater to add to your astute collection..... please visit us for more harry potter and to use a much used phrase....a whole lot more~!!!~ jojokenv e-bay store smiles JoJokeNV

NOW, IT WOULD APPEARS THAT YOU'D HAVE TO BE A BIT TWISTED TO HAVE ENJOYED THE FILM "SIN CITY" MUCH LESS BE A COLLECTIBLE CONNOISSEUR OF "SIN CITY" ARTIFACTS..... BUT YA KNOW...IT'S THE ONES DAT TELL YA THAT THEY ARE STRAIGHT-UP, NORMAL MUGS, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN...THEMS THE ONE'S YA GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR.....USUALLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKELTONS STUFFED IN THEIR CLOSET~!~!~!~!~ ANYWHO....THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURE......MIGHTY FINE.....BUT THIS DUDE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....AND KINDA LOOKS LIKE A PEE COLOR AND A TROLL TO BOOT~!!!~YAS GET A SET OF THIS STINKIN' YELLA BASTARD=!= WE GOTS ONE A GRINNIN' AND ONE A FROWNIN' SORTA THE THING YAS THINKS NIGHTMARES COMES FROM.....THIS STINKIN GUY COMES WID A SYRINGE, DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS CREEP IS GONNA DO WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERIN' HIS HISTORY, KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAYS...THAT AIN'T EVEN TALKIN' ABOUT YOURSELF~!!~ SOMEHOW I FIGURED THIS LUG WOULD HAVE A WHIP.....AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE KNIFE..... SO YA MUGS...HERE YA GO.....FOR DA LOST SOULS WHO WANDER DA STREETS AND COLLECT THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD.....FOR DA GIFT FOR THAT LUG THAT'S GOT EVERYTHING.....AND IF YA WANNA IMPRESS DA DAMES...GIVE EM'ONE OF DES YELLA' BASTARDS.....WHAT THE HELL CAN YA LOSE`???`HUH??? HAVE A FINE WEEK AHEAD, YOUS GUYS..... SMILES JoJokeNV

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER THE "CANDYMAN", MOVIE SERIES, A CLASSIC HORROR FILM GENDRE STANDARD, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T MAY WE SUGGEST YOU CHECK THE FILMS OUT~!!!~ WE OFFER TO YOU THROUGH OUR E-BAY STORE-JoJokeNV, A COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURE OF "CANDYMAN" FROM 2001, MOVIE MANIACS-MCFARLANE CREATION AND DESIGN OF THIS OUTSTANDING TRIBUTE TO CANDYMAN AND THE ACTOR TONY TODD WHO SO PERFECTLY AND CHILLINGLY PORTRAYED OUR "CANDYMAN"!!! FOR A BIT OF TRIVIA, CANDYMAN IS BASED ON THE CLIVE BARKER STORY "THE FORBIDDEN", NOW WE KNOW YOU CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY TONIGHT KNOWING THAT~!!!~ PINPOINT DETAIL AND SUPERB HUES MARK THIS ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIBLE WITH ALL THE ATTRIBUTES THAT A CONNOISSEUR WOULD LOOK FOR IN A COLLECTIBLE OF THIS SORT. FROM THE FILM "CANDY MAN-DAY OF THE DEAD" YOU GET A MINI-POSTER REPLICA THAT FITS INTO A DISPLAY STAND THAT IS MADE OF BOTH SKULLS AND BONES, JUST TO GIVE IT THE RIGHT TOUCH=!!!= AT OVER 6 INCHES IN SHEER HEIGHT AND FRIGHT, THIS CANDYMAN COLLECTIBLE IS PERFECT FOR THE STARTER.....THE AVID HORROR FILM BUFF.....THE SERIOUS ACTION FIGURE COLLECTOR.....FANS OF TONY TODD.....AND THE SUPREME GIFT OF GIFTS FOR THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL THAT YOU KNOW..... HAVE A SMOOTH DAY~!~!~!~ SMILES JoJokeNV

TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES ARE ON OF OUR PASSIONS-A NEVER-ENDING QUEST THAT IS OUR FUN~!~ WE LOOK FOR THE UNIQUE-BIZZARE AND JUST COOL ITEMS-FROM ACTION FIGURES TO SNOWGLOBES TO STAR WARS AND MUCH IN BETWEEN-FOR KIDS AND YOUNG AT HEART ADULTS-TO COMPLETE-ADD TO OR JUST START A COLLECTION OR JUST THAT ONE PIECE YOU HAVE LONGED FOR.....TAKE A LOOK AT OUR E-BAY STORE-JOJOKENV OR ANOTHER LINK TO THE STORE GO TO JOJOKE.COM. HAVE A SMOOTH DAY AND THANKS FOR LETTING US SHARE A BIT ABOUT OURSELVES.....WE WELCOME QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS ANYTIME~!~ PLEASE VISIT OUR E-BAY STORE AND IF YOU WISH CONTACT US THROUGH THE STORE~!~ SMILES JOJOKENV

NOW WE LOVE DISNEY SNOWGLOBES, SOME MORE THAN OTHERS AND THAT IS THE CASE HERE.....TOON TOWN CHACACTERS ABOUND IN THIS GREAT COLLECTIBLE SNOWGLOBE RENDERING THE SCENE WHERE THE WEASELS IN THE TOON PATROL WAGON ARE IN HOT PERSUIT OF JESSICA AND ROGER RABBIT IN THEIR GET-A-WAY TOON TAXI~!~ THE SIZE IS A GRAND 14 1/2 INCHES IN LENGTH A FINE SETTING TO PRESENT A SCENE FROM "WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT"! WITH A HEIGHT OF 9 INCHES AND A DEPTH OF 6 1/2 INCHES. EACH TOON VEHICLE HAS A SNOWGLOBE ATOP THEM WITH IRREDESCENT GLITTER ABOUNDING. BUT EVEN BETTER AND A QUITE UNIQUE TOUCH, THE CARS MOVE AS IF DRIVING ALONG THE COBBLE STONE-LIKE ROAD. FOUR LIT STREET LIGHTS BY A PURPLE ARCHWAY AND A BRIGHT RED LIGHT ON THE TOON PATROL WAGON'S CAB ROOF. OF COURSE, WIND THE MUSIC BOX AND OUT POURS EAR CANDY-THE TUNE "JESSICA'S THEME"~!~ THIS IS A BIG BOY SNOWGLOBE AND IS ABOUT 13 POUNDS PACKAGED AND EVERY POUND CLASSIC DISNEY WITH PINPOINT DETAIL AND LARGER THAN LIFE COLORS~!~ WE LIKE UNIQUE..... WE THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS SNOWGLOBE HAVE A SMOOTH WEEK~!~ SMILES JoJokeNV