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YOUSE OUT DERE DAT LIKE DIS ULGY MUG MARV..... WELL DES GUYS AT JOJOKENV THEY GOT A SET OF MARV AND HIS ULGY KISSER++!!!++ FOR WHAT THE HELL YOU CALL THEM....SIN CITY COLLECTIBLES.....MUST BE YOUSE GUYS IS NERDS OR SURE NEED TO GO OUT ON A DATE.....REAL SOON LIKE~!~ WHATEVER....YOU GET A COLOR AND BLACK AND WHITE VERSION IN THIS SET OF OLE MARV. GUYS AT NECA IN 2005 DID JUST TO MARK....HIS KISSER LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM......BANDAGES AND ALL..... KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT MICKEY ROURKE....NAW...NO WAY MARV, HE A CHARMER COMPARED TA HIM_!!!_ .....AND HE'S AHEADING OUT TO DA ROARKE FARM....WID A SURPRISE THAT'LL KNOCK DA SOCKS OFF KEVIN, THAT LITTLE HOPPIN' BASTARD~!!!~ SO GOES TO DAT EBAY STORE JOJOKENV AND IN CASE YAS GET LOST GO TO JOJOKE.COM AND IT'LL TAKE RIGHT DERE..... SO 'S FOR NOW GET READY SUMMERS GOING AWAY AND WINTERS A COMIN'..... BY DA WAY....THATS A MIGHT FINE COAT YOU GOT THERE...... SMILES JOJOKENV JOJOKE JOHN JOJOKE.COM

NOW WE'S GOT SEVERAL VERSIONS...DEY CALL SOME VARIANTS OF GOOD OLE MARV.....BLACK AND WHITE...COLOR.....BANDAGED.....BLODIED....BLOODY CUTS.....IN T-SHIRT.....IN "THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE COAT YA GOT THERE", COAT. MARV HE COMES PREPARED TO COOK OLD KEVIN ROARKES PERVERTED, CANIBAL, KILLIN' ASS..... MARV BRINGS A GAS CAN, RAZOR WIRE, HANDCUFFS (FROM GAIL IN OLD TOWN), HATCHET, HOCKEY GLOVES (TA HANDLE THE RAZOR WIRE), HACKSAW, WHEN HATCHET CHOPS NEED SOME FIXIN'..... AND YEAH.....GLADYS ( A GAT) GI MODEL SPRINGFIELD ARMORY M1911A1.....MARV'S GONNA DISH OUT SOME SERIOUS HURTIN' FOR CERTIN' AND THAT LITTLE HOPPIN' BASTARD KEVIN ROARKE IS GONNA BE DA POOR SON OF A BITCH THAT GETS GIT.....MARV, HE'LL TAKE HIS TIME...SLOW AN' PAINFUL.....JUST A GRINNIN' AT THE LITTLE BASTARD..... MICKEY ROURKE KINDA LOOKS LIKE MARV...BUT, NAW, NOW WAY IT'S HIM....MARV, HE'S GOT MORE CLASS....HE'S A CLASSY GUY--!!!-- COME AND TAKE A GANDER AT OUR EBAY STORE JOJOKENV, WE'S GOT WAY OVER 350 ITEMS FOR YAS TO EYEBALL ALL YA WANT, IN CASE YAS GET LOST YA CAN GO TO JOJOKE.COM AND IT'LL TAKES YA RIGHT TO DA EBAY STORE....REAL EASY LIKE..... HAVE A HECKUVA DAY..... SMILES AND LATER..... JOJOKENV JOJOKE JOHN JOJOKE.COM

NOW WE ARE AN EBAY TOYS AND COLLECTIBLE STORE AND HAVE MANY STAR WARS ITEMS, BESIDES SIN CITY, KILL BILL, N.B.C., DISNEY, DISNEY SNOWGLOBES, HELLRAISER, MARVEL, HELLBOY AMOUNG OTHER COLLECTIBLES IN STOCK. THIS IS A INTERESTING PIECE FROM 1999, KFC FLYING BUCKET TOPPER, ACTUALLY A FRISBEE WITH JARJAR BINKS' FACE ON THE FRONT OF THE FRISBEE IN RELIEF. A PROMOTIONAL ITEM, SOMETIMES THE COOLEST THINGS..... I'LL ADMIT I DO LIKE KFC CHICKEN, ALTHOUGH HAS HEARD IT TO BE IN TERMS OF NUTRITION, THE EQUAL OF CRACK COCAINE..... NONETHELESS, ALL THAT ASIDE, THIS IS A GREAT COLLECTIBLE OF THE PHANTOM MENACE STAR WARS ERA PROMO ITEMS. STILL IN THE ORIGINAL PLASTIC BAG AND STILL SEALED, A GREAT FIND..... PERSURE THIS AND OVER 350 ITEMS WE KEEP ON HAND IN OUR EBAY STORE JOJOKENV OR GO TO JOJOKE.COM AND YOU WILL BE GUIDED TO OUR STORE..... HOPE TO CHAT WITH YOU SOON~!!!~ SMILES JOJOKENV TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES JOJOKE JOHN JOJOKE.COM

TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES FOR THE DISCERNING CONNOISSEURS OF ACTION FIGURE AND OTHER COLLECTIBLES JOJOKENV JOJOKE.COM SMILES JOJOKE JOHN

FOR ALL YAS MUGS OUT DERE.....COME WID ME....I'M GONNA WALK THESE STINKIN' STREETS.....IN THIS STININ' TOWN.....FULL OF STININ' LIVES.....THERE HERE STREETS IS LITTERED WITH THESE EMPTY SOULS...SOME OF DERE MINDS LONG GONE...AIN'T SURE WHAT IS WHAT NO MORE...BUT ME, I'M GONNA HAVE ME A BREW...DAMN GOTTA STEP OVER SOME JUNKIE TOOK A NAP RIGHT HERE ON THE BLACKTOP...TO EACH EACH HIS OWN...I GUESS.....RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER...AH KADIE'S......CLUB PECOS...I'M GONNA SIT BACK AND WATCH MY FRIEND NACNY DANCE UP A STORM ON THE BAR AND THAT DON'T DO IT JUSTICE CALLIN' IT DANCIN' IT LIKE AN ANGEL.....ME AND NANCY, WE GO BACK AND GOOD FRIEND, SOME COLLEGE PREPPIES ROUGHED NANCY UP , ME I DON'T GO FOR NO ONE HURTIN' ANY DAMES, NO SIR, WELL I FIXED THEM GOOD AND NANCY WILL HELP ME OUT ANY WAY OR ANYTIME I ASK, GO TO HAVE FRIENDS LIKE THAT.....HEY SHELLIE, GIMME A BREW..."SURE MARV HONEY, BE RIGHT BACK~!!~" WE PRESENT TO YOU A SET OF NANCY (CALLAHAN) SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURES, THERE'S TWO- A BLACK AND WHITE VERSION AND THE COLOR VERSION AND SOME SETS HAVE WINDBLOWN HAIR AND SOME SET HAVE LONG HAIR, TWO VARIANTS, JUST CHECK THE DESCRIPTION~!~ NANCY COMES ATTIRED IN HER BAR DANCING OUTFIT, WHAT LITTLE THERE IS AND COME WITH HER COWBOY HAT, LASSO AND 2 SIX-SHOOTERS..... WAS DAT NEIL YOUNG'S COWGIRL IN THE SAND??? WE, AT JOJOKENV AN EBAYSTORE OF TOYS AND COLLECTIBLES ARE PROUND TO OFFER THIS SET OF THE TWO VERSIONS OF SIN CITY'S NANCY AND YA CAN GET TO OUR STORE BY GOING TO JOJOKE.COM AND WILL BE GUIDED THERE..... HAPPY COLLECTING~!!!~ HEY, THAT THERE IS A MIGHTY FINE COAT YA GOT THERE~!!!~ DONTCHA THINK NANCY??? HAVE A MUTHER OF A WEEK++!!!++ SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John JoJoke.com

YA, THAT KADIE'S CLUB PECOS IS IN A STINKIN' UNDERBELLY OF DA CITY.....YOUSE GOT YOUR LOSERS, YOUR LOST SOULS, SLIMY PERVERTS, DAMES AS GUYS AND GUYS AS DAMES.....CRAZY WORLD..... YA ENTER THE BAR AND THE SMELL OF SAWDUST, SWEAT, CRAZY SWEAT AND SMELLS YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHERE DA COMES FROM..... A WHOLE SEA OF WEIRDO'S GAWKIN' AT NANCY CALLAHAN AS SHE DOES HER DANCE AND BOY IS THAT EVER A DANCE...AND THEM SOME~!!!~ THERE'S MARV.....THERE'S SUDDENLY A SMILE COMIN' YOU WAY AND SHW PUTS DOWN A NAPKIN AND SAYS TO YOUSE "WHAT CHA GONNA HAVE HONEY???... HECK OF A NIGHT...WAY HOT IN HERE...DONCHA THINK???" IT'S SHELLIE, A BARMAID IN THIS HERE CLUB, SHE TELL YA TA TAKE A HIKE IN A NEW YORK MINUTE, BUT THIS DAME GOTTA HEART OF GOLD..... WE OFFER TO YAS A SET OF SHELLIE, A COLOR VERSION AND BLACK AND WHITE VERSION OF SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURES.....FROM 2005.....THAT WAS A HELLUVA OF A YEAR..... EXCELLENT DETAILS MAKES THIS DAME SHELLIE COME TA LIFE.....THEY GOT HER FROM DA SCENE WHERE SHE'S AT HOME IN DWIGHT'S WHITE SHIRT AND BRA AND PANTIES AND THEY GIVE YA A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF BEER AND A BUTHER KNIFE, THE ONE SHE TOLD JACKIE BOYS CREW TO BUZZ OFF OR YAS GONNA LOSE SOMETHIN..... BRITTANY MURPHY WAS THE PERFECT DAME TO PLAYS OUR SHELLIE..... COME VISIT OUR EBAY STORE JOJOKENV OR GO TO JOJOKE.COM AND IT WILL GENTLY GUIDE YAS THERE..... HAVE A HECK OF A DAY....WILL YAS~!!!~ SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

GOOD OLE SKINLESS JULIA.....THE ETHIC'S OF AN ENRON HIGHER UP~!~ SELL HER MOTHER, MUCH LESS HER SOUL AS A MEANS TO AN END...THAT END BEING FRANK.....NOT HER HUSBAND OR DAUGHTER..... A FINE HELLRAISER ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIBLE, FROM SERIES 2, THE HELLRAISER FIMS SKINLESS JULIA HAS REMOVABLE BANDAGES, TWO EXTRA SKINLESS ARMS AND A HEART (MAKES YA WONDER!!!) OH YES, A PART OF THE PILLAR OF SOULS IS ALSO INCLUDED FOR YOUR HORRIFIC PLEASURE..... FPR CONNOISSEURS OF THE BIZARRE, BLOODY, NIGHTMARISH..... HERE YA GO.....A PLEASURE INDEED..... PLEASE GRAB YOUR SKINLESS JULIA FORM OUR EBAY STORE JoJokeNV OR BE GUIDED THERE FROM JOJOKE.COM NEEDLESS TO SAY HAVE A NEFARIOUS DAY AHEAD..... PERUSE OUR OVER 350 ITEMS IN OUR E-COMMERCE EBAY STORE..... SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

CHATTER BEAST.....NOT YOUR AVERAGE WOOF~!!!~ ONLY THE VIVID AND TWISTED IMAGINATION OF CLIVE BARKER COULD BRING ABOUT THIS SERIOUS HELLL DOG~!!!~ THIS PERFECT COLLECTIBLE HELLRAISER ACTION FIGURE COMES WITH THE EXTRAS OF A SEVERED HAND AND HEAD~! (NICE GRUESOME TOUCH++!++) GRAB THIS BAD BOY AT OUR EBAY STORE, JOJOKENV OR GO TO JOJOKE.COM TO BE LEAD TO OUR STORE.....VIA THE MAGIC OF OUR 21TH CENTURY==!!!=== HAVE A MOST SMOOTH DAY..... AND GRAB YOURSELF A NEW PET..... YOOR OWN CHATTER BEAST..... SMILES JoJokeNV JoJoke John

well to continue to praise harry potter would be singing to the choir....... the death eater was a set of rather strange and menacing foes that harry had to do battle with.....like it or not~!!!~ we have for your collectible pleasure the harry potter action figure of a single death eater to add to your astute collection..... please visit us for more harry potter and to use a much used phrase....a whole lot more~!!!~ jojokenv e-bay store smiles JoJokeNV

NOW, IT WOULD APPEARS THAT YOU'D HAVE TO BE A BIT TWISTED TO HAVE ENJOYED THE FILM "SIN CITY" MUCH LESS BE A COLLECTIBLE CONNOISSEUR OF "SIN CITY" ARTIFACTS..... BUT YA KNOW...IT'S THE ONES DAT TELL YA THAT THEY ARE STRAIGHT-UP, NORMAL MUGS, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN...THEMS THE ONE'S YA GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR.....USUALLY A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKELTONS STUFFED IN THEIR CLOSET~!~!~!~!~ ANYWHO....THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD SIN CITY COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURE......MIGHTY FINE.....BUT THIS DUDE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN.....AND KINDA LOOKS LIKE A PEE COLOR AND A TROLL TO BOOT~!!!~YAS GET A SET OF THIS STINKIN' YELLA BASTARD=!= WE GOTS ONE A GRINNIN' AND ONE A FROWNIN' SORTA THE THING YAS THINKS NIGHTMARES COMES FROM.....THIS STINKIN GUY COMES WID A SYRINGE, DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS CREEP IS GONNA DO WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERIN' HIS HISTORY, KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAYS...THAT AIN'T EVEN TALKIN' ABOUT YOURSELF~!!~ SOMEHOW I FIGURED THIS LUG WOULD HAVE A WHIP.....AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE KNIFE..... SO YA MUGS...HERE YA GO.....FOR DA LOST SOULS WHO WANDER DA STREETS AND COLLECT THIS HERE YELLOW BASTARD.....FOR DA GIFT FOR THAT LUG THAT'S GOT EVERYTHING.....AND IF YA WANNA IMPRESS DA DAMES...GIVE EM'ONE OF DES YELLA' BASTARDS.....WHAT THE HELL CAN YA LOSE`???`HUH??? HAVE A FINE WEEK AHEAD, YOUS GUYS..... SMILES JoJokeNV