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NOW IN THE REALM OF MCFARLANES FORTE OF TAKING AND BRINGING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO LARGER THAN LIFE REALITY, 12 INCH DOROTHY TAKES THE CLITCHED "CAKE".....SEEMS A BIT GOTH-BONDAGE ORIENTATED......BUT THAT'S THEIR TWIST AND THE UNIQUE MANNER OF SUCH A NEFARIOUS PRESENTATION....FOR ACTION FIGURE COLLECTORS...FOR BIZARRE DENIZENS OF THE LAND OF OZ.... FROM QUESTIONABLE MUNCHKINS.....TO AN OUTFIT, NOT OF A SUNDAY SUMMER DRESS, WE INVITE YOU TO PERUSE 12 INCH DOROTHY, FROM THE TWISTED LAND OF OZ, WITH SUBTLE MUSIC TO FEED YOUR FIRTILE IMAGINATION AND ADD TO YOUR VIEWING PLEASE........UNTIL THE NEXT WRITINGS....HAVE A MOST SMOOTH DAY.. SMILES.....JOJOKEJOHN TWISTED LAND OF OZ MCFARLANE 12 INCH THONG VARIANT EDITION DOROTHY 2 VERY TWISTED MUNCHKINS HARNESSING DOROTHY GOTH-BONDAGE ATTIRE NEW-FACTORY SEALED WINDOW BOX RARE-RETIRED~!!!~ ‘ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANDER…. TOO FAR FROM THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD??? DOROTHY…. THIS AIN’T KANSAS ANYMORE~!!!~ HER INNOCENCE IS GONE…. BOUND AND BRANDED….. AND DOROTHY IS CAPTIVE….. A FULL 12 ¼ INCHES IN HEATED HEIGHT….. DOROTHY IS BEING PULLED AND TUGGED BY TWO TWISTED MUNCHKINS…. A PUDGY TROLL -3 ½ INCHES-LOOKING MUNCHKIN WITH HORNS RIDING A MUNCHKIN-6 ½ INCHES- WITH POINTED TEETH AND A RAVAGED HIDE-SKIN AND BODY…… DOROTHY IS FLIMSILY ATTIRED IN THE BLACK THONG (VARIANT EDITION) WITH ONE BLACK NYLON STOCKING AND BLACK HIGH-LACED BOOTS AND LITTLE ELSE…. RATHER GOTH….. RATHER BONDAGE… RATHER RARE….. RATHER YES, THAN NO~!!!~ INTENSE RAPT ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE DETAIL BRINGS DOROTHY AND THESE TWISTED MASTER MUNCHKINS ALIVE TO THE MAX++!!!++ MCFARLANE GIVES US A UNIQUE AND RARE RENDERING OF A NIGHTMARE FOR OUR DOROTHY WITH RAPT ATTENTION TO ALL THE TWISTED AND BONDAGE ELEMENTS THAT ABOUND HERE IN THIS COLLECTIBLE PRESENTATION WITH THE MOST SUBLIME OF COLORS+~!!!~+ A STRIKING MASTERPIECE FOR A BIZARRE,SUBLIME AND SORDID DISPLAY++!!!++ ONWARD WITH THIS LARGE COLLECTIBLE FROM MCFARLANE….. YOUR CONCEPT OF DOROTHY OR OZ…. SHALL NEVER BE THE SAME++!++ THIS IS A LARGE PRESENTATION AND WEIGHTS OVER 4 1/2 LBS PACKAGED. YOUR MCFARLANE-TWISTED LAND OF OZ-12 INCHDOROTHY COMES IN A WINDOW BOX-MUNDANE, YET QUIETLY FESTIVE THAT IS FREE OF ANY FLAWS-CASE FRESH- AND THE WINDOW IS CLEAR, INTACT AND CLEAR. THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE NEW, UNOPENED, FACTORY SEALED AND IN UTTERLY PRISTINE CONDITION++!++ A CONNOISSEURS DELIGHT+=!!!=+ FOR THE MOST BIZARRE TASTES….. FOR THOSE BOLD OF HEART AND ENDLESS IN IMAGINATION….. WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~ WE INVITE YOU TO SEE OUR FEEDBACK TO VIEW OUR STORES PHILOSOPHY~!~!~! WE SEAL YOUR ITEMS IN AIR TIGHT PLASTIC TO PRESERVE THEIR CONDITION AND PROTECT ON THEIR SOJOURN TO YOUR HOME~!~!~! PLEASE PERUSE OUR E-BAY STORE WE’VE OVER 400 ITEMS AND ADD NEW ITEMS OFTEN~!~!~! WE INVITE ALLINTERNATIONAL BUYERS~!~!~! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR E-MAIL NEWSLETTER TO KEEP YOU UPDATED+!+!+!+

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